May 2013
130 posts
plot twist: you're the hot friend
4 tags
fuckheaded:
Clearly she wears those short skirts and skimpy tank tops because she wants the d. and by d I mean vitamin d. she wants to soak up as much sun as she can. because revealing clothes are not an invitation for sex u prick
chickensandwich:
i told the lady at starbucks that my name was p. diddy and she refused to write it on the cup
The Seven Shittiest Sins
Greed: I want shit
Envy: I want your shit
Wrath: I'm going to wreck your shit
Lust: I'm into some freaky shit
Gluttony: This is some tasty shit
Sloth: I don't feel like doing shit
Pride: I am the shit
asweetmiserysong:
isn’t it weird that you can have friends but also have no friends at the same time
